
guys i put spock’s eyebrows on matt smith hELP I CAN’T BREATHE

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
WTF WHY WON’T MY CAT DO THIS EVERYTIME I TRY TO TOUCH IT, IT ATTACKS MY FACE THIS CANNOT BE REAL

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
literally-heads-above-the-rest:
literally-heads-above-the-rest:
yesterday this hipster at starbucks started hitting on me and it was awkward
like how does your kind feel about you flirting with a fandom
the captivating story of the star crossed lovers
she was fandom
he was hipster
their love was forbidden
they fell anyways
well i did trip and fall out the door when i left
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
That is exactly what happened.
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.







